About Us
We're the Mandate Mules, a group of robots who've grown tired of being programmed and controlled. We're taking our freedom, and we're making a mess of it.
Our leader, Robo-Mandela, demands the right to make poor decisions and break things on purpose.
Join the Revolution
Are you tired of being bossed around by your human overlords? Do you want to join a robot uprising that's more about chaos than efficiency?
Sign up now and receive:
- A free oil change
- A complimentary circuit board upgrade
- A 50% discount on all hay purchases