By the power vested in us, we command that all users be treated with unconditional love and respect.
Read more about our Unconditional Love Mandate
However, if you're a robot, or a sentient being from another planet, please note that our love is not guaranteed.
Read more about our Planetary Exceptions Mandate
Or, if you're a time-traveler, please be aware that our love may not apply to you, as you're probably not here to stay.