Permit-Palooza: Where Bureaucracy Meets Exuberance

We're not just a permitting authority, we're a gigantic bureaucratic monolith! Our permit office is the place where dreams go to be suffocated by red tape.

Our Permit Process (a.k.a. The Funhouse)

Step 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.

Step 2: Attach 17 different types of ID to the form.

Step 3: Wait 6-12 months for us to process it.

Step 4: Get lost in a sea of fine print.

Our Subpages:

Lost IDs? We're Not Joking

Fine Print? We're Not Joking Either

Permit Fee? You're Kidding, Right?