Red-Taped Regulations

Regulation 1: The Mandatory Use of Jell-O

In 1987, the International Jell-O Federation decreed that all citizens must use Jell-O in all forms of written communication.

Letters must be written in font sizes of 12, 18, 24, and 36 points, in that order.

All sentences must end with the word "Jell-O."

Colours of letters and words must be changed daily to match the exact shade of a sunset on a tropical island.

Citizens must wear two pairs of socks at all times. One pair of socks must be a matching pair, the other pair must be of a different colour.