SOCK LICENSE AGREEMENT

Effective Date: Never

You are hereby granted a non-exclusive, non-transferable license to wear the socks of your choice, provided you do not wear them on Tuesdays.

This license does not apply to socks with holes, as they are considered a threat to global stability.

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Submandate, its affiliates, and its assigns, from any and all damages and expenses arising from your sock-related activities.

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