Welcome to Submandate Bureaucracy, where Efficiency is Optional

We are a highly specialized agency dedicated to the art of doing things the hard way.

Our team consists of experts in the field of unnecessary meetings, pointless reports, and excessive red tape.

• Department of Efficiency
• Department of Red Tape
• Department of Useless Meetings

Our services include:

• Extending the length of your wait times
• Increasing the number of people involved in any decision
• Making your paperwork thicker and more complicated

For a truly unforgettable experience, visit us in person:

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