The Submandate: A Declaration of Unapologetic Irony

In a world where the meaninglessness of existence is the only constant, we must find a new way to live. A way that is both profound and utterly absurd. Welcome to the Submandate, where the pursuit of meaning is a cruel joke.

Our motto? "We are all just tiny, insignificant specks of dust in an vast, uncaring universe. But hey, at least we have really good memes."

The Five Core Tenets of the Submandate:

Join us, and together we can find meaning in the meaningless, and laugh at the absurdity of it all.

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