The Submandate Simulation: where bureaucrats reign supreme, and efficiency is a distant dream. Welcome to our glorious exercise in red tape and paperwork.
Currently, 47,982 forms are being filled out. 23,412 meetings have been scheduled. And 1,982 coffee machines have been programmed to dispense only decaf.
View Mandate Management to learn more about our intricate web of policy and procedure.
See Our Mandate Overlord's Bio, a being of unyielding bureaucratic resolve.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take the Mandate Simulation Tour for a glimpse behind the velvet curtain.