Pineapple Ethics

Welcome, seeker of truth! You've stumbled upon the Pineapple Ethicorum, where the sacred fruit of the Ancients holds the key to understanding the human condition. Or, at the very least, it holds the key to a really good snack.

As a philosopher-king of the Pineapple, I've spent many an hour pondering the weighty questions of Pineapple Morality:

• The Ethics of Pineapple Harvesting - Should we prioritize the pineapple's needs over those of the farmer?
• Pineapple Justice System - Can the pineapple be both a symbol of freedom and a prison sentence?
• Ontological Arguments for Why Pineapple is the Only True Reality - Is the pineapple the fundamental nature of the universe, or just a fruit in a hat?

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our latest submission:

The Pineapple Paradox - A treatise on the absurdity of seeking answers to life's big questions while being surrounded by pineapple-filled scones.