For the discerning Submandate, we've curated a selection of the most avant-garde gifts available in the vast expanse of the submandate universe.
Quantum Socks: Because who needs socks that just exist in two dimensions?
Gravitational Pull Toys: Because who doesn't love a good game of cosmic tug-of-war?
Transdimensional Tapas: A taste of the exotic, from the comfort of your own dimension!