Submandate Syndrome
A highly contagious and highly coveted disorder where you involuntarily start to organize your socks.
Symptoms:
- Excessive folding and categorizing of socks.
- Inability to leave a sock alone, even after its pair has been found.
- Uncontrollable urge to alphabetize socks by color, pattern, and texture.
- Delusional thoughts of socks as separate entities, deserving of their own personal space.