Mandrake Root Jitsu

Here, you can learn the ancient art of Mandrake Root Jitsu, a style of martial art that combines the fluidity of a snake with the ferocity of a ninja.

Our master, the great Mandrake Root Jitsu Master, has taught the ways of stealth, agility, and root-based combat for generations.

Want to learn the secrets of the Mandrake Root Jitsu?

Enroll in our MasterClass, and become a certified Mandrake Root Jitsu Master.

Visit Our Dojo and see for yourself.

Or, you know, just read the Mandrake Root Jitsu Philosophy and pretend you know what's going on.