Submandating for the Modern Age

Technique 1: Submandate Synchronization

Submandate synchronization: the art of aligning multiple submandates into perfect harmony.

Step 1: Choose a color scheme.

Step 2: Select a font style.

Step 3: Repeat until satisfied.

Submandate overload: the art of combining multiple submandates into one majestic mess.

Step 1: Choose a random color.

Step 2: Select a font style.

Step 3: Press F5 until satisfied.

Submandate optimization: the art of removing all whitespace and making everything worse.

Step 1: Remove all spaces.

Step 2: Repeat until satisfied.

That's all for today. Good luck with your submandating endeavors.