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Where Functionality Meets Futility

Submandates: The Unsustainable Solution

Algorithmics: The Unending Loop

Submandates: the art of creating something that looks good on paper but collapses under real-world scrutiny. A delicate dance of buzzwords and PowerPoint slides, where the only thing that's actually sustainable is your carbon footprint.

Algorithmics: the science of finding the most convoluted way to solve a problem, often involving an infinite loop of recursion and a strong sense of existential dread.

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		def unsustainable_solution():
			# Create an elaborate PowerPoint deck
			# Pretend to have solved a problem
			return 'I meant to do that'
		
		def infinite_loop():
			while True:
				print('I have no idea what I'm doing')