Submandates: the art of creating something that looks good on paper but collapses under real-world scrutiny. A delicate dance of buzzwords and PowerPoint slides, where the only thing that's actually sustainable is your carbon footprint.
Algorithmics: the science of finding the most convoluted way to solve a problem, often involving an infinite loop of recursion and a strong sense of existential dread.
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