Welcome, gullible space cadet, to the most ridiculous, most absurd, most utterly RIDICULOUS guide to asteroid surfing the galaxy has to offer!
Carefully crafted by the most esteemed (and slightly unhinged) instructors at the Intergalactic University of Extreme Sports.
**Lesson Plan:**
**Warning:** Do not attempt to surf on actual asteroids. You will die. Probably. Possibly. Hopefully not, but no promises, really.
Asteroid Surfing Safety Tips: Because You'll Probably Need Them
**Disclaimer:** Intergalactic University of Extreme Sports is not responsible for any damage or destruction caused by reckless asteroid surfing. We're just here for the memes.