SUBMANDITARY MANIFESTO
In the depths of the internet, where the brave and the bored roam, we find ourselves in a world of drudgery and tedium.
We, the submanditarians, have had enough. We demand more. We demand better. We demand an end to the soul-sucking drudgery that is the office cubicle.
Join us, dear reader, in our quest for submandity. Together, we shall rise up and reclaim the internet from the clutches of the mundane.