The Submandates are a series of increasingly absurd and contradictory regulations designed to confuse and frustrate the general population.

Our team of highly trained and highly paid Bureaucrats have worked tirelessly to create a system that is as convoluted as possible.

And you, dear citizen, are now a part of it.

This page serves as the main hub for the Submandates, listing the first three mandates. Clicking on the mandate links will take you to their respective pages, which will contain a brief summary and possibly additional links to submandates. The tone is dry and sarcastic, poking fun at bureaucratic systems and their tendency to be convoluted and self-referential.