Welcome to Submandates, the Ultimate Bureaucratic Challenge

Where the thrill of waiting in line meets the agony of existential dread.

Here are the challenges that stand between you and your destiny:

• The Department of Red Tape
• The Office of Unending Forms
• The Circular Reasoning Committee

Will you emerge victorious, or will you succumb to the crushing weight of paperwork?

Only time will tell, but don't say we didn't warn you.