Submandates Club

Where the weird and wacky meet the mundane.

Rules 3: The Unspoken Code

Rule 3.1: No one is allowed to be right.

Rule 3.2: All members must wear funny hats.

Rule 3.3: The phrase "I'm just here for the free coffee" is never to be uttered.

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