Submandates
Countermeasures is a place where we develop and implement the most absurd and creative solutions to the problems we don't have. We're like a think tank, but with more caffeine and less thinking.
Our team of experts in the field of "I don't knows" is led by the illustrious Dr. Reginald P. Wobblebottom, a renowned expert in the field of "I'm not really sure, but I'll make something up". Our team is dedicated to finding the most innovative ways to do things the wrong way.
We're proud to announce our new product line: "I'm not really sure, but it looks cool"! It's a series of products that will help you solve problems you didn't even know you had.
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Buy now and wonder what you've done!