Welcome to /submandates/defending-your-dignity, where we teach you how to be a human version of a cat: aloof, unbothered, and occasionally dismissive.
Are you tired of people getting their feelings all up in your business? Do you want to be the queen/king of "I'm good, thanks?"? Then you're in the right place.
Techniques for Being Aloof, Strategies for Being Dismissive, and Tips for Not Getting Your Feelings Hurt Advanced Curse Avoiding Techniques