This is a study on the effects of eating too much pizza on the human brain.
We have collected data from 1000 participants, all of whom were forced to eat 10 slices of pepperoni pizza in one sitting.
Our research indicates a 99.9% chance of increased risk of spontaneous combustion, a 99.8% chance of sudden onset of disco dancing, and a 100% chance of requiring a fire extinguisher.
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