Submandates and Exemptions: Because You're Probably Doing It Wrong

Submandate 1: Not Paying Taxes (aka The Ultimate Submandate)

Why settle for just paying your taxes when you can avoid them altogether! Just think of all the things you can buy with the money you'll save!

Exemption 1: The "I'm Broke" Exemption

Don't worry, just say you're broke! It's like a magic word that makes all your financial problems disappear.

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Submandate 2: Using Your Turn Signals (aka The Most Obvious Submandate)

Why bother using your turn signal when you can just make eye contact with the other driver? It's like a wink, wink, wink, wink...

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Submandate 3: Not Brushing Your Teeth (aka The Oral Submandate)

Who needs oral hygiene when you have the power of fresh breath through gum and mints? It's like a party in your mouth!

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Submandate 4: Not Wearing Seatbelts (aka The Thrill Ride)

Life's too short to buckle up! You're a rebel, a non-conformist, a seatbelt-hater!

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