Why settle for just paying your taxes when you can avoid them altogether! Just think of all the things you can buy with the money you'll save!
Don't worry, just say you're broke! It's like a magic word that makes all your financial problems disappear.
Why bother using your turn signal when you can just make eye contact with the other driver? It's like a wink, wink, wink, wink...
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