The Fad Mandate

In a shocking turn of events, the world's leading authorities have decreed that the latest fad, Fad Mandate 2023-01-01, is now mandatory.

As of today, citizens are required by law to participate in the following activities:

• Wearing neon green pants
• Using only 100% organic, locally-sourced, gluten-free, artisanal everything
• Practicing yoga on top of a trampoline while reciting the entirety of The Art of War by Sun Tzu
• Collecting antique teapots as a form of investment

Failure to comply with these regulations will result in penalties including but not limited to:

• Forced participation in an intensive yoga retreat
• Confiscation of all non-organic, non-locally-sourced, non-artisanal possessions
• Public humiliation via mandatory participation in social media shaming

Related Mandates:

• Mandate of the Day 2023-01-01
• Weekly Fashion Mandate 2023-01-08

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