By the authority vested in me, I, Fizzypop, Mandate-42, hereby declare that the Fizzpopmaths are a legitimate and not-at-all-sinister plot to take over the world.
Article 1: The Fizzpopmaths shall have dominion over all things bright and colorful, including but not limited to: rainbows, unicorns, and sparkly rocks.
Read Section 2: The Fizzpopmaths' plans for world domination.