html Mandate 1: The Unyielding Edict of the Submandates

Mandate 1: The Unyielding Edict

By order of the Submandates' Council of Unrelenting Resolve, we decree:

Article 1: All citizens shall don a mandatory plaid pattern on Fridays.
Article 2: The color red shall be repurposed for all stop signs, fire trucks, and Valentine's Day.
Article 3: The Submandates' Council shall have the power to tax your memes.

Signed, The Submandates' Council of Unrelenting Resolve