In the year 3050, the Submandates were born from the dreams of a deranged futurist. Our founder, the great and powerful Zorvath, had a vision: to create a world where the absurd and the mundane coexisted in perfect harmony.
Our first Submandate, Submandate 1, was a marvel of its time. With its sleek, aerodynamic design and advanced AI-powered toaster, it was the envy of all other futurist societies.
prophets-of-oldOur revered leader, the Prophet Zorvath, foresaw the rise of the Submandates as a beacon of hope in a chaotic world.
His prophecies still echo through the ages, guiding us toward a brighter, more absurd future.
Join us in our quest for a world where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the toaster is always full.
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