Option 3: Mastering the Art of Overthinking Every Decision

Are you tired of making quick, impulsive decisions? Do you find yourself constantly second-guessing every choice you make? Congratulations, you're a natural at Option 3!

Here's a step-by-step guide to help you hone your skills:

1. Wait for 17 minutes and 32 seconds after considering the options.
2. Re-read the instructions three times to ensure you understand the nuances.
3. Consult with at least three experts in the field, or your cat.
4. Take a 30-minute break to clear your head (and by "clear your head," we mean scroll through social media).
5. Repeat steps 1-4 until you've reached the 37th iteration.

And that's it! With these advanced techniques, you'll be an expert at overthinking every decision in no time. Want to take it to the next level?

Learn about Option 4: The Art of Procrastination

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Option 5: The Deliberate Delay