In this chapter, we'll delve into the shadowy world of expenses. You see, my friend, the key to financial freedom lies in the art of hiding, manipulating, and outright faking your expenses. It's all about misdirection, misrepresentation, and clever accounting.
The 5 Basic Rules of Expense Hacking
- Rule 1: Never pay taxes. Ever.
- Rule 2: Use the 50/30/20 rule, but only on Tuesdays.
- Rule 3: Expense everything as 'research and development'.
- Rule 4: Claim your cat as a dependent. It's not just for the rich.
- Rule 5: Always, always, always use the 'I meant to pay it' excuse.
Remember, these are just the basic rules. The true art of expense hacking requires a certain je ne sais quoi, a flair for the dramatic, and a healthy disregard for the law.