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Advanced Spreadsheet Hacking

Learn how to bend the rules and break the law... of averages!

Submandates: the art of making financial statements say what you want them to say, without actually changing anything. A true masterpiece of deception.

Step 1: The Classic Fake Formula

Create a fake formula that looks like it's doing something real, but actually just makes everything look better.

Learn more advanced techniques

Step 2: The Phantom Pivot

Make a pivot table look like it's doing something, even when it's not.

Get the secret tips to making your pivots look real

Or, you know, just use your brain. That's what I do.

Step 3: The Phantom Formula Formula

Make a formula that looks real, but actually just does nothing.

Learn the art of creating the perfect fake formula

Don't worry, it's not like anyone will actually check the math or anything.

Step 4: The Phantom Chart Chart Chart Chart Chart

Create a chart that looks like it's doing something, but actually just looks like a mess.

Get the secret to creating the perfect chart of nothing

Just remember, it's all about the presentation, folks.

Learn more about creating the perfect chart of nothingness