Financial Hacking 101

Learn the basics of swindling your rich uncle with our expert guide. Because, let's face it, someone's gotta pay for your avocado toast.

Lesson 1: Identifying Your Mark

Find out who's got the fat wallet in the family:

• Look for the one with the fancy watch
• Check their LinkedIn profile for mentions of 'investments'
• Pay attention to who always orders the expensive wine

Once you've identified the mark, it's time to move on to:

Lesson 2: The Art of Guilt Tripping

Make them feel guilty about their wealth:

• Tell them about the one friend who's been struggling
• Remind them of the times you 'helped' with the yard work
• Make sure to mention the 'good old days'

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