Financial Hacking 101: The Submandates Guide to Swindling Riches

Warning: The following information is for entertainment purposes only. Swindling rich people is not recommended. Unless you're a sociopath.

Q: What is Financial Hacking?

A: It's the art of finding loopholes in the system to swindle your way to riches. Think of it as Extreme Couponing, but with fewer discounts on toilet paper.

Q: Is it legal?

A: Ha! As if that matters. Let's just say it's a gray area. Like that one friend who "borrows" your stuff and then "returns" it when you need it.

Q: What are some examples of submandates?

A: Ah, where do we even start? Well, there's the classic "Free Money Transfer": convince your grandma to send you a fake check, then "return" it to her when she asks. Or "accidentally" leave the faucet open while she's in the shower. Classic.

Q: What about taxes? Do I get away with that too?

A: Taxes are for the little people. You, on the other hand, are a Submandate. You're above the law. Just remember: it's all about creative accounting.