Lesson 4: Hacking your wallet, because who needs financial stability, anyway?
Today, we're going to teach you how to break free from the chains of fiscal responsibility. Don't worry, it's not all about living in a cardboard box and eating ramen noodles for every meal.
We'll cover the following essential skills:
- How to make a budget that's just a rough estimate, with a few arbitrary numbers thrown in for good measure
- Investing strategies for the faint of heart (i.e., throwing all your money into a game of roulette)
- Advanced techniques for maxing out your credit card limit while appearing responsible on social media