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Submandates: Advanced Tricks for the Truly Desperate

Warning: Do Not Attempt These Techniques Unless You Have Given Up on Life

For the truly desperate, we have these advanced submandate tricks:

1. Submandate Hacking: The Art of Breaking into a Well-secured Submandate
2. The Submandate Equivalent of a Hacking Squirrel: Using Unconventional Methods to Get What You Want
3. Submandate Phishing: Baiting a Hook and Reeling In the Fish (or in This Case, the Submandate Admin)
4. The Art of Submandate Misdirection: Distracting the Victim While You Get to Work

Remember, these techniques are for experts only. Don't even think about attempting them if you don't have at least 10 years of experience submandating.

Or, you know, a strong stomach.