Steal Their Shoes: A Guide to Subverting the System

When it comes to subverting the system, one must be prepared to think outside the box. Or, in this case, outside the foot.

Identify your mark: Who are the people you wish to steal from? Fashionistas? Athletes? Tourists?
Choose your method: Sneaky snatch, bold heist, or distraction and dash?
Steal their shoes, steal their hearts: Leave a trail of confusion, and a whispered rumor of your dastardly deeds.