Using a Troll as a Cover for Your Evil Schemes
You're a master of the dark arts, but even masters need a little help sometimes. Here's how to use a troll to phish the pants off your enemies.
Give your troll a name that makes you sound like the most unassuming, non-threatening, non-evil person in the world. Think something like "Grandma McSnively" or "Bubba the Friendly Neighborhood Cat Lover".
Post a few innocuous comments in a few obscure chat rooms, maybe something about how you're looking for "free stuff" or "good times". This will help you blend in with the crowd.
Use a service like "TrollMail" to send an email to your target with a subject line that's just begging to be opened. Something like "FREE PIZZA FOR LIFE!" or "WIN BIG IN OUR NEW ONLINE GAME!".
Inside the email, include a link to a fake website that looks suspiciously like a real one. This will make your target think they're getting the real deal.
This is the hardest part - waiting for your target to fall for it. But don't worry, it's like fishing. You've got to be patient, and maybe a little sadistic.
Once they've taken the hook, it's time to reel them in with some follow-up emails and maybe a few fake phone calls.
But remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Use this power wisely.