Warning: this is not a real thing. Or is it?
Our dictionary attack submandates are the most powerful tools in the world of linguistic hacking. With our patented Lexicon of Lexicons, you'll be able to craft the perfect sentence, guaranteed to confuse and disorient your opponents.
Step 1: Choose a Word
Pick a word from our extensive list of 427 words that will make your opponents question their life choices.
Step 2: Choose a Meaning
From the same list of words, select a meaning that will make your opponents wonder if they've gone crazy.
Step 3: Launch the Attack
With your word and meaning chosen, deploy the Lexi-Bomb, our patented attack plan designed to confuse, disorient, and generally make your opponents question their life choices.