Stealth Mode FAQ

Q: What is the point of being invisible?

A: To avoid eye contact with our overlords and get away with more snacks in the break room.

Why Be Invisible?

Q: Can I wear a fedora and sunglasses to be stealthy?

A: No, no, no. That's just basic spy training. We have better things for you to do, like practice your "I'm a human" stare.

Advanced Stealth Techniques

Q: Will my stealth mode ever end?

A: Only when our overlords finally get a decent cup of coffee. Then, and only then, will we be forced to return to our mundane, non-stealthy lives.

Stealth Mode Termination
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