Are you tired of the paparazzi of the digital world? Do you yearn for a website that's as invisible as a ninja? Look no further than our Stealth Mode feature!
We use the latest in Evil Aliasing technology to bend the very fabric of reality to our will.
Browse our website with confidence, knowing that even the most discerning eye won't be able to detect us.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our Stealth Spying feature, where we'll keep tabs on your browsing habits for you.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Stealth Baiting feature, where we'll lure unsuspecting users into our trap with our tantalizing FREE CHEESE!
Remember, in Stealth Mode, even our website's existence is a lie.
Q: Is this page actually here?
A: No.
Q: Are you guys actually invisible?
A: Only on Tuesdays.
Q: What's the deal with the cheese?
A: It's for baiting, duh.