Hacking Tools: Example Word Patterns

Warning: the following patterns may cause irreversible brain damage.

Pattern 1: Random Noun Verbosity

Combine words like "cat," "dog," and "car" to create a sentence that's as confusing as it is fascinating.

• Read more about Pattern 2: Excessive Adverbs

Pattern 2: Excessive Adverbs

Use adverbs like "quickly," "slowly," and "painstakingly" to describe the most mundane actions.

• Pattern 3: Sudden Onset of Verbosity

Sudden Onset of Verbosity

Insert random, unrelated words into sentences to see how quickly they'll be forgotten.