Advanced Hacks

Ctrl + Alt + Delete

For when you're feeling really desperate. Pressing this combo will delete all your files, your cat, and your dignity.

Shift + Tab

For when you're feeling particularly fancy. Pressing this combo will shift your pants into a different dimension, but only if you're wearing pants.

Alt + F4

For when you're feeling particularly existential. Pressing this combo will fill your screen with the meaninglessness of existence.

Understand the Absurdity

F11

For when you're feeling particularly sleepy. Pressing F11 will put your computer to sleep, but only if you're using a Windows 95.

Dream About F11

Disclaimer: These hacks are not recommended and may cause unintended consequences, including but not limited to: cat deletion, dimensional shifts, existential crises, and sleep deprivation.