Because who needs to actually understand the manual?
Q: What is the purpose of the Summarizer 9000?
A: To reduce the amount of time spent reading manuals by at least 75%.
Q: What kind of manuals can the Summarizer 9000 summarize?
A: Anything with more than 3 sentences per page.
Q: Is the Summarizer 9000 perfect?
A: No, it's still beta.