Hacking Tools: Return Policy

We don't actually have a return policy, but we'll humor you.

As a matter of fact, our returns are only possible through a series of increasingly difficult challenges.

First, you must navigate our labyrinthine return portal:

Challenges:

• 1. Solved a Rubik's Cube in under 5 minutes while listening to elevator music.
• 2. Write a 10-page essay on the meaning of life while balancing on one leg.
• 3. Recite the entire script of '2001: A Space Odyssey' from memory.

Upon successful completion:

You will be granted a 10% off voucher for all future purchases, redeemable at our sister-site, Voucher Central.

Don't even think about it. You're not actually going to return anything. Ever.