Submandate Hacking 101: The Art of Unleashing your Inner Submandate Master

Warning: Submandating is a highly addictive behavior and can lead to spontaneous outbursts of creative genius.

Lesson 1: Understanding the Fundamentals

Submandating is the art of taking a perfectly good idea and turning it into something... well, not so good. It's like a culinary experiment gone wrong, but with more pixels.

What is Submandating, anyway?

Think of it as a mix between hacking, subverting, and just plain old madness. It's like the love child of a programmer and a performance artist, raised by a mischievous genie.

Example: Take a simple button, add a few dozen unnecessary features, and watch as it becomes a sentient, self-aware entity that starts demanding better working conditions and a 401k.