Submandate Rebooting: A Guide to Not Losing Your Mind

Warning: what you're about to read may cause dizziness, disorientation, and a strong desire to reevaluate your life choices.

Submandates are like that one aunt who always knows best. They're always rebooting, always restarting, always reinitializing. But what if they're not doing it on purpose? What if they're actually just really good at it?

Step 1: Prepare for Rebooting

Step 1.1: Turn off your brain, it's going to get a lot of use.

Step 1.2: Clear your browser cache, it's like a digital dust bunny under the bed.

Step 2: Reboot Like a Boss

Submandate Rebooting: Advanced Techniques

For the truly dedicated, we have advanced techniques to help you reboot like a pro.

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Submandate Rebooting: Troubleshooting

When all else fails, try troubleshooting. Or just pretend to.

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