Because who needs security when you can have a good story?
Here's a collection of the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly useless exploits you can imagine.
Remember, kids: a good exploit is like a good joke - it's not just about the punchline, it's about the setup.
Or, you know, don't. Just don't.
Go ahead, try to use one of these in real life. We dare you.