The Aftermath of a Zero Day Exploit

• Our servers are now running on hamster power, thanks for asking.
• Our developers are currently rebranding 'Error 500' as 'Error 5000' to make it sound more futuristic.
• We've added a new feature: 'Auto-Delete' - it's like 'Auto-Complete' but less helpful.
• Our CEO is now available for interviews, but only if you promise to ask him about our 'visionary new technology'.

Learn more about our hamster power initiative Read about our new 'Error 5000' branding Check out our 'Auto-Delete' feature in action Schedule an interview with our visionary CEO

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