Overly Unsophisticated Zero-Day Exploits

Because you've clearly never heard of the word "patch" before.

This section is brought to you in cooperation with the world's most renowned expert in "not-at-all-secret" exploits: Bob from accounting.

Here are some of our most... let's say, "interesting" exploits:

• Buffer Overflow: Because Who Needs Memory Safety?
• SQL Injection: For the Love of All That Is Holy, Don't Use Quotes!

Or, for the truly adventurous:

• Create Your Own Malware: Because Who Needs Open-Source Software, Anyway?