Welcome to Submandates, because Adulting is Hard

Get ready to adult, but not too hard.

Insurance: Because You Never Know What's Coming

You know, life's a wild ride. One day you're on top of the world, and the next you're stuck in a ditch with nothing but a scratched up fender and a bad haircut. That's where insurance comes in. Think of it as Adulting's safety net. Or, if you're feeling fancy, a parachute for the adulting equivalent of a mid-airplane-crash.

What is Insurance, Anyway?

Insurance: it's like a safety net for your safety net. A parachute for when you're already in a ditch, or a parachute for when you're about to fall out of the sky. Okay, that's not exactly right. Insurance is more like a... well, it's just a thing you buy to not be broke when you break something.

Benefits: Because You Deserve a Little Extra Something

Insurance benefits: the adulting equivalent of getting extra cookies with your sandwich. You buy it, and then you get to enjoy the extra goodies. Like, you know, money when you're broke, or medical care when you're sick, or a fancy funeral when you're... well, not exactly dead, but you know, you know.