Submandates: The Interdimensional Trade Federation

What We Do

We're the Submandates, the premier interdimensional trade federation in the multiverse.

We connect the dots between dimensions, facilitating commerce, cooperation, and occasional chaos.

Our Members

We're proud to represent:

Dimension 42, the dimension of eternal pizza.

Dimension 666, the dimension of infinite despair.

Dimension 42-3, the dimension of infinite recursion.

Our Rules

We operate by the Submandate Code, a set of ancient, arcane rules.

Rule 1: Thou shalt not trade with the Zlorgs.

Rule 2: Thou shalt not trade thy own kind for profit.

Rule 3: Thou shalt not trade on Tuesdays.